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Wedding date set: Saturday, January 21, 2006

Emily and I are getting married. To each other. And it's a good thing too. As my lovely bride points out, no one else would have us.

As you begin to read this site, you will no doubt wonder... What's with these people? Where are the flowers? The declarations of unity? The swooning?

She'd be mightily embarrassed if I put up a website that said, "I Love You" with red hearts dancing around. So this website is silly, like her. Like me. Like us. And I wouldn't dream of embarrassing her with a declaration of I Love You. Because I've been warned.

- posted by Chris


Once afternoon when we were discussing preliminary wedding plans, my mother says to me, she says, "You can't have pirates and ninjas AND robots and monsters and tiki monkeys and nuclear submarines and space cowboys. You need to stick to the theme. It's too much."

Too rad, you mean. Get on board the Awesome Train, y'all, because it is leaving the station.
This party will be totally sweet.

- posted by Emily

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